High school volleyball player by day, magma ball throwing super hero by night. It's... FIRESPIKER

and then the fire nation attacked...

apparently you can't train your dog to jump through your doughnut baby. My bad.

Cartman on an acid trip

Karkat shocked as I shout from the top of a canyon that I hate Homestuck. He'll live, I'm sure.

Scientist successfully clone a dinosaur. Work continues to adapt it to humanity. This may take a while.

A small child tries to absorb Disney World's essence

Plants finally develop the ability to communicate. Humanity immediately regrets it.

goldfish talking to each other