homer simpson with a mouthfull of metaphors

demoman is pancakes

spy seduces the briefcase

sniper with a caffeine high

Red She-Hulk is: The Phoenix

Medic yells at a cloud

The entire team is now a carton of eggs

If Soldier were Canadian

Sniper adopts all of the cats. ALL OF THEM.

Spy is Batman. Scout is Robin. (bonus points for Heavy as Catwoman)

Demoman is actually Merida from Brave

pyro wants spy to draw him like one of his french girls