I'm here to to draw porn and make references to '80s cult classics, and I just did that second thing.
A maiden is being sacrificed by the Cult of the Flaming Ass
A man grabs a girl's breasts from behind. The girl is in two full arm casts, which are signed by many people.
His hat is too small and she is too voluptuous. She can't feel shit- this will never work out.
Sun bathing on the nude beach
A girl and a guy getting steamy. Both in thigh highs.
A person with members for nipples and a nipple for a member.
Super heroine is pissed off that Spiderman always uses his webs in the bedroom.
A man with a rope-like member fucks a police car instead of the police.
Hungry puussy wants a sandwich
A schlong with a face tries to hold the cum in its mouth, but the pressure is building and the shaft is bulging. It's already leaking out!
A blue man's crotch shouts "di du li du di" probably to the tune of "Blue" by Eiffel 65.
A blue-haired guy with an "I <3 PETPLAY" shirt blushes while looking at a computer screen. The blond guy behind him cries and says "Noooo".