Behind the hieroglyphic streets there would either be a transcendent meaning, or only the earth.

Pnin slowly walked under solemn pines. The sky was dying. He did not believe in an autocratic God.

Al Jolson apologizes to himself.

Just a whole lot of racism. Jeez. I don't even know about all this racism.

There's this mermaid making a piranha look real worried

A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

Bioware's next franchise

two human beings are nonplussed by salad

baked potato flamingo

“It is not the slumber of reason that engenders monsters, but vigilant and insomniac rationality”

The people who have really made history are the martyrs.

something grrrrrrrrrrrrreat