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windows a delicacy is 1 out 100000000 countries

misplaced jokes about tragedy

when ur ween oinks at u

HYOL FCUK

my noodle has died doctor

doodle or DIE

literal couch potato

any thing

when adds are real

when the flask escapes your asshole

eye disguised as eightball with bite taken out of it is shooting green dots at microscopic eyeball