salt shaker experiences difficulty taking a shit

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man looses reproductive organs in horrible chair accident

a large blue mass rests upon a boulder

stick men in a hot-tub as depicted by one who recently lost both of their thumbs

a seriously adorable cow

the devil presents a home-made cannoli to a distressed woman with a knife

a lazy asshole

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A really angry piece of cheese.

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Pirates vs Vikings!

Screaming angel.

Five green smiley faces.

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