Sonic the Hedgehog attempts to breastfeed a pair of teddy bears.

Man, sick of flowers constantly bullying him, finally snaps and goes on psychotic rampage in gardening centre, holding three flowers hostage

A vast, cosmic green lizard is humping The Earth in the ear. The Earth looks seriously distressed by this turn of events.

"What have I done!" screams baleful blue whale as his one legged murder victim catches fire from how hard he was just stabbed

A black triangle costs $250,000. That's pretty outrageous.

An iPhone has lots of apps on. Thankfully one of them is a Doodle or Die app! Sweet!

...though cowards flinch and traitors sneer, we'll keep the red flag flying here!

A giant baby made of oranges, with a chihuahua poking out of his ass, brandishes electric bananas menacingly.

A new gameshow from the makers of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: "Who Wants To Be President?"

Socialism triumphs over liberalism thanks to his superior proletariat work ethic.

A baby pig in a high chair can't wait to eat a chicken leg... But the chicken leg is too far away for him to reach! Such tragedy! Such woe!

A giant yellow hat stranded in a world of orange seas and strawberry skies.