Mario saves the day, but not the princess.

The last thing a slow pedestrian ever sees.

A little blonde girl in pigtails and a pink tutu performs ballet. She's not very good, but what do you expect - she's only 6.

Heroic earthworm charges into the burning building to save the schoolchildren.

A dapper man inspects his molotov cocktail closely for quality before tossing it into a door.

A cat teaching her 3 kittens how to hunt.

A delicious bag of potato crisps. I could eat it if it were baked instead of fried.

I thought I was going to fail my SAT's because I forgot my pen, but SUPER PEN came to my rescue!

Gerd says hello to Fronkeh, who is much taller than him and a ginger to boot.

A surprise birthday party goes awry.

Barney the Dinosaur's favorite colors!

Your homework has no problems and you received a green check mark from your teacher!