mickey mouse in his house pulling down his trousers quick mum smack his bum with a piece of chewing gum

joey tribiani

im angry and also i look a bit like those jaqueline wilson style drawings yo.

girl receives last rose during "The Bachelor" and cries tears of blood

basic mathematics.

joey tribiani (from friends incase you dont know, you low-life) in that japanese blue lipstick advert

g0d mAd3 cok3 g0d MaDe pepsii gOd m4de m3 soo dam sexii LOL!!!11!!1 :D xx <3333

chicken is sad that female chickens are not attracted to him so he forces his shit to give him head everytime he takes a dump

nig is cray cray

the earth runs out of children, so pedo bear destroys earth and moves on to the next planet

tables with lips, bigger than lana del rey's, are making out. shhh.

omegerdh mein maraca is shakin all wron wats goin on