Doodle or Die

Bitch, this is the rare golden Fart Beetle of Saharan Africa! I punched a pack of lions in the hat for this! Now you better lie down!

Aligator Sonic contemplating suicide as his previously unknown son Yoshi drops by.

SHREK THIS OUT!

Schlomo Goldstein shoots Winnie the Poh with a lightning strike generated from the shekelmotor in his 6 million watt powered UFO

Oh no! Your computer has been infected by Reddit, a virus worse than cancer and HIV put together and doubled! What will you do?!

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The Omega Jew

A giant raspberry cookie hurdling towards Earth. We are all to be obliterated into a sweet sugary mess.

Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse

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Obama rips of his face to reveal his true identity: Shimon Peres, president of Israel

A garbage can presents the long lost princess' vibrator to the prince

New Chain

Jeff Goldblum & David Hasselhoff, in : INDEPENDENCE RIDER

Swiss Cheese inquiring a nuclear warhead about something.

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