Frosted Christmas cake decorated with a cherry and a leaf of mistletoe

Man wakes up one morning in his bed crying out of his grief, sits up and holds his head inquiring "who could love this face?"

Large-nosed man with the world's longest unibrow turns 56,000,000 today

Eskimo man in a rolling chair reading the morning paper.

Stick figure man raises his hand, presumably getting ready to slap a man in an indigo beret.

A holy deity offers a green outline of a T-Rex an American flag as he commands him to "Take Freedom"

Bystanders admire "Dat assuh", one is green, another is black, and the another is wearing a black spandex onesie.

Eyes from the shadows gazing upon the box of mystery as it opens

Spider is quite happy sitting in piss

Tetris

jellyfish

"Pimps and hoes", thinks the man with the yellow appendages