A cape-wearin' Alien claiming 'What the Flarv?! Where are the guns?' while pointing to a large apple tree. Note: Flarv means 'fuck'in alien.

A Royal fart with pink-eye running in the rain announcing "It's time to shit and fart"!!

Brian from Family Guy giving *someone* the what-for...

A chocolate chip fell out of it's muffin

Lord Voldemort calming giving a class on 'muggle anatomy' whilst pointing to the stomach area on a 'model'. A student is confused...

New Chain

A husband pranks his wife for April Fools...

New Chain

You in in the middle of the woods by the roaring campfire when the marshmallow you're about to roast starting talking to you..

Attention seeking girl with pink streaks in her hair holding a piece of shit in her hand.

A radiant Billy Mays here to kill YOUR friends...

Trumps "fake news"!

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