A flying pig

A man watching as four decapitated nigger heads are puking out of his window

New Chain

A dragon dildo gains sentience; looks up to the sky and questions his own existence.

A burrito high-fiving a Cheeto

Doodle or Die

Eagle scolding a European man for not clapping after a movie

A ballin'-ass marshmallow riding a brown skateboard.

Spongebob dressed like a gentleman drinking wine and saying "le fus ro dah".

New Chain

A horde of purple penguins invading Iraq, doing what they do best.

A snake's tongue between two hotdogs

A banana shitting on a basketball birthday cake

A stickman shooting a stormtrooper

Goatse minus arms

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