Trick-or-treating at a Zombie's house. The kids don't like his candy, and the dentist's son isn't allowed to eat it. It's bad for his teeth.

Lollipapa floats through space. He is lost and wants his family back. They were kidnapped by aliens. He has no guns.

The watery coasts of SPAN.

A bird that ate mail vomits it up to feed its babies.

The grass was to long, so someone didn't read it.

A Hawaiian man stares out to the ocean as he puffs on a cigarette. It's been a year since a shark ate his dad. He wants revenge.

Disco kitty makes sparks fly. The ladies go crazy. He plays it cool and keeps dancing.

A terribly broken bone. A major fracture in one place. The doctor puts a cast on it for 6 weeks, but it's too late.

People try to scare away an alien but he drinks their semen.

A certain star shines brighter than his classmates, and graduates head of the class. No one likes him because he is a pretentious asshole.

A man finally got to the end of the rainbow after years of trying. He found this.

A jolly cow. They hired him as the spokes person for Milk Co., but he can't talk. Milk Co. went bankrupt two weeks later.