Mitt Lemon runs for office. Vote Mitt Lemon, a president who won't leave a sour taste in your mouth.

You're gonna carry that weight...

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

Mr Gregory Potato asks his girlfriend Chance to marry him, and she accepts, much to the chagrin of two bystanders. Pissy bastards.

A new, bright day dawns upon the mist wreathed shores of Loch Seile.

Bromance is a beautiful thing.

Master Splinter striking a Crane Style stance. Feel free to make use of Google if you don't know those I won't think any less of you for it.

A bald scientist in pristine white lab coat declares to the world, pointing at the sky, the answer to all our problems. "Math!"

Slenderman be done his mad taggins in da hood yo, hes be lettin peeps know whos turfs dey in. Also he's drawing his sigil with bloodied hand

A mer-horse? A sea-horse? OH GOD WHAT MADNESS HAS SCIENCE DONE WITH THIS CHIMAERIC ABOMINATION!?

And as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!

A pair of jesters, one in red the other blue. They are out for blood, their victim will be you. To escape their madness, what shall you do?