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An almost invisible duck appreciating a pair of testicles and loudly proclaiming that he'd "hit that".

MAMMA, JUST KILLED A MAN

Jar Jar Binks has a boner.

A man shitting on another man's face while good looks on in amusement.

The Mexicans can't cross the border, thus making them Mexican'ts.

...Wut?

Yeti chasing a skier through the Alpines

Two cherries

A, B and backwards C.

A retarded man forgets how to speak after meeting a pig