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Great adventurer, Lasso Man is having a drink with death. It seems to be urine.

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A dirty snowman who's dots aren't connected.:(

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A sad horned, beaked, goat like creature is branded by how many men have violated his orifices with their members.

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Guy cracks his whip at the back of his midget slave, making him pee all over like an excited toy breed dog.

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A ninja turtle is about to make love to an unsuspecting rabbit on the Tunnel of Love ride.

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Rude boy coughs his icky germs into the open air, clearly not giving a flying crap.

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Some pee on top of a floating piece of poop that just washed up from the ocean.

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Scarey man googles his red eyeballs at you from your closet door. If only you could see what expression his mouth is making... :X

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Sunshine guy can't help but smile while this damn cute parrot perches upon his head.

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Fat woman stares in awe at the giant candy bar that is making love to her face.

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Fear Factor has a glorious win over the man who's face is caged in bees.

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The sun just noticed a cancerous lump on it's earth's skin.

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