Gruesome paper cut

A linear relationship between addiction and hearts

Send Simple Plan to the moon, we've had enough

Ryan Gosling storms in to the Oscars on a giant turkey

My deepest desire

This is where your finger belongs

Hurricanes take no prisoners

A puppet show cut short by...

The only good green man is a dead green man

A racial stereotype

My heart exploded inside my chest cavity

Cheese Whiz is happy that Miracle Whip is moldy