House is unamused by rat with ice on its back

PARADOX HAS DIED AND TURNED INTO SATAN'S MOM!

Bert has learned to communicate with the food he is about to eat.

Zombie can't load up his porn

Elephants never forget...

WHAT EVEN IS AMERICA?!

A gust of wind blows up Tri's skirt.

The power of RELIGION

Never has finally found peace

Mr. T went to the 70's

Bert is getting "ahead" of himself

Paradox loses a staring contest