alfred ponders the definition of "boose" while looking through a very tiny dictionary

a christmas tree is angry that it got a human for christmas instead of an xbox

starving midget on a deserted island eats paper before passing out

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Senpai finally loves her.

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a ladder attacks a damsel in distress as a man with a gun defends her

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An elephant sits in its car in a slow lane of traffic. It has road rage.

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