Man inhales algae underwater.

Chad can't remember the days of the week.

Woman with a huge head and glasses loves her mother.

One radical sun.

Hitler has a great new movie script.

Rabbit escapes evil lazer olives by riding a banana down the river.

Acme washing machine is very flammable.

Soccer mom gets chainsawed by the wu-tang clan

A sad dog is booed away from the cactus birthday party.

A man learns the dangers of visiting Australia.

Purple man is angry at the ocean because he can't write an essay and it's due tomorrow.

Jim realized way too late that standing in the middle of the archery field was a bad idea.