green rabbit with stigmata weeps as he has lost an ear

cactus pete tells a dirty joke to an undercover cop

man tricks his wife by secretly shooting a blue portal above her, then farting into the orange one

HAL from 2001

close up of a camouflaged mcroissant with two olives and ketchup

a man urinates and considers calling a number scrawled on the bathroom wall

Uncreative non-contributing zero thinks their meagre drawing 'talent' will compensate for their stunted mental growth and terrible taste.

if dogs look like their owners, this is smile.jpg's owner

Batman midway through a sex change is questioned on his actions by a concerned Robin

FUCK WEDNESDAY BLOW THAT SHIT UP BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

fudgsicle gains sentience, ditches stick

butterfly bites into a delicious stick, but it turns out its his leg