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Conspiracy theory about 9/11 where the government paid Godzilla to burn down the twin towers and frame Al Qaeda

Nike is a shoe brand. If you change the i to a u it becomes Nuke. Nike's slogan is Just Do It. Using that slogan about a nuke is comical.

I think this person wants me to say "p's everywhere" so the next person will draw pee everywhere. Don't draw pee everywhere. Draw a snake.

British dude with a monocle watching his neighbor undress while whispering "jolly good" and pleasuring himself

nelly need about tree fiddy, is dat worm gunna help a brotha out?

deep house is a genre of music, it has nothing to do with cats, cars, or pie, and yet this picture has all of those things

two mentally deficient children sitting in the street asking passing cars for donations

two colors that people think go well together but if you paint your house with them you look like a colorblind douche

New Chain

skrillex has krill sex

cherries are distressed by grapes. i believe it is because cherries come in 2's but grapes come in bunches, so the cherries are jealous

cardboard box is skeptical

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