A diagram showing how shit enters the mouth and finds its way to the testicle via the heart. 100% Medically Accurate.

A disgusting creature made of a huge tongue, blue penises and long antennae. It wants to die, understandably.

A proud naked negro gentleman has eaten enough spaghetti for today.

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Emma Watson seductively offering you sexual favors.

Man is shocked to find his finger and balls are on fire.

An erect penis entering the bloody eye socket of the person who drew the picture.

An hilarious cat macro.

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An afternoon sun briefly illuminates an abandoned paintbrush and paint tin, perhaps to remind us all of work we have left unfinished.

Ditto adopts the shape of an ACME brand glove, with hilarious consequences no doubt.

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