someone who's chewed too much tobacco and is a drug addict wants jack to paint them like one of his french girls.

Tree thinks it's legit and tries to control everything. Employee screams you ain't the boss of me ! at the tree. Oh the Irony.

a gangster black man kicks the brain-butt man. The brain-butt man lets the black man have his way with him.

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The muffin opposes your decision

a fox hands you a red and yellow flower. aww!

sonic is so fly

blonde haired beauty Angelina was rejected by a creepy white man in a black cape.

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The tree hugger is very hungry. The tree hugger has purple poofy hair and yellow skin.

The brick fell off the wall because the mexicans didn't do a good job building it. But it was just one brick.

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Her earrings are too big so she fell over. A hobo runs to help her up and he is holding a machete.

Green man with yellow hair tbagging a red shark with a tree sticking out of it's back. The green man is sad.

pacman is angry cause his arms are stiff and he can't reach his fish on the table.

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