Trolls are nothing more than cocky people

Super Big-Hair Kid just got embarrased by something

Ever so slow, the orange snail in the red shell heads home.

Best. Noodle. Ever.

"I think we put enough years on our calender. I know I wont be there to see it. -Mayan Dude

The pizza guy when you order 20 large pizzas 5 minutes before closing time.

Awesome^3 is sooo not polka dots

OMG ITS A KITTY! -but this kitty is really thin and has REAAALLY big ears.

Man being attacked by head crab contemplates seeking medical help

The only thing worse than a creeper, is another player cornering you at the end of a mine shaft with a sword

Mobile "Schoals" for children who live in mobile homes.

Sometimes its best if Daddy doesn't know what bodyless boys I date

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