pleased blue jay throwing a head of lettuce

BLACK HOLES HAVE SUCH HIGH DENSITIES THAT NOT EVEN LIGHT CAN ESCAPE THEIR GRAVITATIONAL PULL.

roosevelt and his minions riding on bears toward the horizon.

an asian insisting that asians mean only serious business.

an enraged and heartbroken koala

tony the tiger's whore mother.

a guy died on the beach doing what he loved: playing his guitar.

big headed skinny african child pondering the origin of the soccer ball in his hand

"I'll have what he's having"

waiting in line on the red carpet for the premiere of pink lumps

jellyfish is nervous as spongebob is quickly approaching

anarchist wants acid