Saturgay Night Fever

Things I regret posting online

At night, we paint ourselves with glow-in-the-dark body paint and go dance under the stars

Trying to lure a singing spider into my mouth so I can eat it

/r/dontwatchanime

TheFempire.org's manifesto

MRA forces his bad breath on innocent woman while pigs in coffee mugs look on

Farmer strangles all of his pigs while giant pig looks on uncomfortably

epic skeletroll'd xD

Ms Pac Man has a stomach virus and tries to eat a rubber duck to recover

The MRAliens in their fedoraships find their worst nightmares confirmed -- they've been friendzoned by the atmosphere

Washington and Texas laugh while the rest of North America mourns the untimely disappearance of Canada