Why we can't have nice things

Yes, it was a dick. It's always a dick

Pink writting I can't fucking read god damn it's 5:40 A.M. why am I awake still oh jesus, I have work in 2 hours what have I done...

The judge is beating off behind his desk, right in the middle of a court case! What a terrible judge... I certainly wouldn't vote for him.

Jonah Jameson just doesn't understand Spiderman's emotions

Diglet, get off of that baseball cap. That doesn't even make any sense. Diglet I mean it

Identical triplets

Man's beard increases his power level to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

Us gamers, man... Us gamers...

Purple ear loves fucking graham crackers in space

The darkness fucking LOVES engulfing the light, and consuming all that was once green and good in the Shire

Thomas the train's feeling a little frisky