Sauron screams screams the word "art" while examining one of the Pillars of Creation.

Nagini smiles at Harry Potter, and says something indecipherable in Parseltongue.

A tiny, depressed cow sheds a single tear while it levitates over a cheeto.

In the land on the edge of night and day, one man must muster his courage and fight back the darkness. He fails.

Mor Man Neeh, the smartest man in the world, gives the evil eye to the room, lets out a bit of drool, and declares his identity.

The tattered flag of Japan continues to fly, even though the country has been buried in the snow. The Statue of Liberty sheds a single tear.

A depressed orange remembers his carefree days of youth, when he could do nothing but consume giant lollipops with abandon.

A man curses Baba Booey, the gentleman thief that stole his torso, leaving him with only a head and arms. Also, his nose is gone.

Grandma has murdered John! And now she is trying to blame the waiter! Also, how many iterations will it take for this chain to become dicks?

A Zork aficionado is suicidal when he learns that the game does not contain a sexual component.

A plank of wood suffers from a horrible disease, causing it to sprout splotches all the colors of the rainbow. A joint burns next to it.

A hole in the wall celebrates its partial clothing.