A black chicken bids farewell to his family at the dock as he sails away on the S.S Cockship

A nice raggedy man with a unibrow waves at the camera because his nose is the most detailed thing in the entire world.

A Nazi Full Metal Alchemist guy falls in love with a confused mime.

Macy Gray films her music video for the song "I Try" but gets decapitated as the sun sleeps and is apparently feminine.

The wooliest sheep in the history of mankind becomes Chinese while it is covered in mustard and 3 large only olive pizzas.

Nice boi with yellow hair looking smug af

A lit bomb is thrown at an unnoticing rabbit.

Pupilless man with one arm and really bad ankles exclaims "Who?"

A tall ass man flips a coin 30 miles away glumly towards his shadow.

A pink home by a pond with no windows whatsoever. The bottom of the pond has the word MORTGAGE in purple.

Minecraft Steve balances a stamp on my head as he enjoys catching Joy Division's album artwork in pink through a magnifying glass.

A Hawaiian lei is fashioned with 7 penises in every direction.

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