Either a small green elephant saying hello to a normal bird, or a huge fucking bird staring at a green elephant.

OH MY GOD THERE'S A SPIDER OH FUCK WHAT DO I - Oh, never mind, he's in jail, whew.

Communism

"His name is Steve. Steve says Hi." - Found on the note a blonde rapist left at the crime scene.

The quantity of K times the numeral Three....Yo

I love you, you love me, let's get together and kill Barney.

A bald French quadruple amputee wearing a purple shirt

"Get away from me, Oink-Man, for I am Angel girl!"

Ice cream cone is in love with me.

"Shit-Just-Got-Real" Man. With a very small afro, yo.

Cold Play dorcus pretending that he's a badass ninja.

A very high man eating spam while thinking of shit.