the fox kept a smile on his face even after the witch's spell turned his nose into a hat and caused his eyes and mouth to start melting

For some reason, the African American Cabbage Patch Dolls were not a commercial success

Diversity- an old, old wooden ship from the Civil War Era

...and this is your brain on drugs.

stick figure tripping acid and wiggin out

Delicious chocolate cake topped with real Aryan children's heads!

Godzilla just ripped Michael Jackson's nose off!

Doodle or Die

After Grimace lost his job at McDonald's, he smoked some bath salts, got this glazed look in his eye, and started eating people

two pairs of saggy tits adorned the front of the poorly drawn school bus as it pulled out from the station

extreme closeup of a pig's ass

a dumbass question followed by **blue** eggs n ham

gayer than aids

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