a flower taking a piss

A stick of butter describes how free he is while wearing a disguise

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a vagina with a ton of std's says hola

a rainbow of friendship and magic

a cat with red eyes thinks about how evil it is

a man is about to make love to a horse and is getting it in the mood by kissing it

short racist man tries to stop a black person from entering a coffee shop, also he is from norway (the most racist country on earth)

uhmmm well it looks like someone took a shit in the mold of a cheese cake and then marinated it in baby spiders, and just baked it

bat tripping on bath salts just smeared the blood of some slut on his wings and is clearly happy about it, what a smug douche bag

Smurf trippin on bath salts just ate some slut and covered himself in her blood

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