Bomberman lost his legs in 'Nam

Man attempts to make love to bundle of sticks

A bloody orange turd saying "MMM" for some reason.

Angry man telling some gay nerd to get off of the computer

A dinosaur. Possibly a brontosaurus.

Yellow dots coming from Poseidon's trident land on a red man. Possibly an allusion the the treatment of the Indians by "men from the sea."

The truth about women

A man cries and points at a saucepan that recently hanged itself.

Man goes home to a broken home. He weeps at the remnants of a beautiful family, now reduced to nothing but a bunch of incoherent lines.

New Chain

A vintage postcard from early America with one twist: the woman's head is actually a potato. Credit goes to the Neutral Milk Hotels.

A depressed man sits on a cliff overlooking a beautiful sunset.

Elusive egg runs from a very fast sanic

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