Star crossed lovers eating liver and onions.

A watermelon head man loves his grape cancer.

Candy apple saying no!

A dude and an angel did it!

Prehistoric lovers texting.

Ponies kissing doesn't work anymore. My crotch turned gray. I am so disheartened.

I be walking a banana. Curious isn't it?

I'm a gnome mixing some shit.

Alice, I don't want to go down the hole.

"But Mommy, I don't want to drink the blood of Christ."

That's so racist.

It's not easy being green.