A beautifully composed slice of pizza peacefully floats above the Earth in the void of space, its pepperoni crisp and cheese forever melted.

Hi everyone, my name is Ferguson, and, uh... well, as you may have noticed, I am a literal pile of shit.

A horribly-deformed Simpson's character with a mullet is very excited for 4/20. He shows his excitement with his erect knee-coat.

"LOL IDK!" Says the red-nosed dog.

Middle-aged bald man thinks that licking the ass of the green-balled dude will make him popular.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off

blue took so much lsd that she finally realized she is nothing more than a cartoon character made for the enjoyment of children

sea lion and dog murder-suicide

squidward has reached his true form and laughs at those weaker than him

dude, you ripped that T right off of my shirt and now i'm bleeding. also i'm jesus

sonic the hadgehog has just witnessed the death of his best friend, knackles the kidna

The mug telephones the men to send in the strippers, and the angry blue brochure reminds them to not touch the girls.