REAL MONSTERS!

you used fire blast on forest troll. Forest troll takes 5 burn damage.

ceo doesn't just fire people, he throws watermelon at them

This planet will be destroyed in 5 mintues, Ha! Ha! Not so smashing now!

a refreshing early morning shit-swim

A gentlemen who clearly has good taste.

Jerking off in the library

asking for advice from the internet

stupid bitch fucked my pipes up

Rattata uses Scratch on Superman. It's super effective!

Two ducks in the hoodlum. I hope you have their money, for your sake.

88 mph