Such neat.So spin.Wow.What interest.Much cool.

Said the inanimate object.

A really sad doughnut.

OH GOD!HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE TOILET?

DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS STRIKES BACK

A green giraffe lounging on a blue couch eating leaf flavored Chex Mix.

Sometimes, I like to drink Kool-Aid and think about the people who make doorknobs.

The average white male said.

And that was the moment that Timmy knew he fucked up.