An Apple

A magic potion

A happy family, where the father is an octopus and the wife is into tentacles.

Awesome Face

America

The best 'Cards Against Humanity' card there is.

Nyquil

A question mark

Brandon Small at a table, or a horse, it's hard to tell.

A tardis

Doctor diagnoses an angry person with "Hi U+" The patient is eating cake.

Whore whale