the batter did not agree to become a giraffe
dedan screams "PISS" loudly in a public place
homestuck explained by someone who hates homestuck
A small child afraid of a snake coming out of a box
everyone wears hats now
deadmau5
zacharie paints his nails
the batter after going on the roller coaster
batter goes to gay baby jail but he must be bailed out for 9000 credits
the batter listens to swing and dances.
dedan cries because his eyes are on the side of his head but he is also just realising this
the judge is 100% done with the batter