"A cellphone with an attitude." (See? I can play by the rules).

Ninja with a cane hit some man with squiggly arms - he is not happy with this, especially when the ninja says no more than, "lol. oops"

Skeleton named Mono Poly has 3 years to beat?

Huh, I was stabbed in the eye. Imagine that.

Red block monster does not enjoy yellow poptarts

Bloody Ha Ha Ha Ha

Angry eyes

Good perfume