the cookie monster has lost too much weight, and it sends him into a state of vertigo, which in turn sends him into a seizure. then he dies.

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hitler is trying to give baby captain falcon STDs

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that thing, the one over there

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mickey mouse is drowning

its a furby, you can tell by the Little beak and the large Ear. a furby is a cool toy you can tell it a furpy if you can coutn all the

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a giant face dissaproves

the green m&m hates chess for some reason.

a giant worm made out of delicious cake.

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patrick star is jizzing an exorbitant amount of semen onto the face of the giant floating disembodied head of squidward tentacles

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