The Tommy Pickles of your nightmares denies you happiness.

I have a pot leaf on my shirt. My shoes are the coolest, pointiest things on the planet. Backwards hat.

Lets shoot pregnant ladies with poorly manufactured Nerf guns.

Multicolored peas confused about life

Grown man terrorfied of dollies

Doodle or Die

Teenagers are bad Mmkay? Stop making old people regret making your parents.

Alligator playing a french horn

Lifeless faced people saying face these.

This brick wall needs to eat a Snickers.

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A maniacal pink dolphin stirring a cauldron of bubbling green goop.

Doodle or Die

A laughing Native American entering a teepee

New Chain

A cowboy with a salamander on a leash.

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