Upon dying, a piano realizes that the afterlife is nothing more than a farce.

The elusive 19th hole of the Nine Rivers Country Club, found at last.

Sonic, transformed into a platypus, walks down a lonely highway pondering why his friend, Isp, is mad.

Defective humans made by the (drunk) Earth Mother are forced to battle it out, regardless of their indifference towards one another.

A compact disc, most likely containing bad music.

George Costanza's disembodied head trying to be polite after eating bad food.

A T-bone steak with Gary Busey's face, pleading for its life.

A prejudiced parrot spits some painful truths to his owner who just found out the girl he liked is a lesbian.

A middle-aged man eating a burger at McDonald's by himself while crying into his napkin, haunted by the ghosts of yesteryear.

An upperclassmen smothered in tar screaming after someone slit his throat.

A legless beatnik laughing at you.

That man with really long arms tickling people from the top of a tree.