Do the math or I'll shoot this balloon gun at you...

Bowling Ball loves bowling pin

What my buddy says when i ask him for the tenth time to let me watch him take a shower...

I wore a red dress to prom that year. But I went alone. Stood in the corner and hoped a boy might ask me to dance... Then I peed all over.

one-eyed happy guy

Air Hockey with 9 multi-color pucks and 3 hands on the table...

Banana shoots apple with a poo-poo gun in slow motion...

Man with large eyes runs through green grass while reading Maxim magazine.

A surfing bat gets vomited on by a flying dragon!

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