Ok...with a straight face.

Stupid... In a box.

A priest, A Rabi, and the devil walked into a bar...

A brown poptart wearing a crown with three rupees and drinking a soda. In Rack City.

A man with one leg hops into an iHop Pancakes with a #1 Fan sign on his right hand.

A gentleman penguin stating that Samus needs to grow a pair of balls...

A doughnut wearing a pirate hat.

FU Dinosaur

Santa clause has a cross dropped on top of his head from the heavens after he killed a ninja with no face...

oh my god.....it's creativity the flower.

A stick figure trying to pee on the man drawing him, but the pee is stopped by the edge of the page.

Sorry sir, sorry can't come to the phone right now.