a young man stands in his bedroom with a green booger t-shirt on and no arms.

the word "rustled" is in the upper left hand corner and there is a picture of a sun with a frown on his face.

a yellow star with a kitten face says "meow"

A snake gets a 809 on his SATs and he says "pretty good for a guy w/no arms".

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A fly flew in every hole I have.

shut up (in yellow writing), then a green arrow pointing to the right with cartoon eyeballs on it and the eyebrows are mad..

homophobia is bad

red volkswagon that quacks like a duck and has not passed the emissions test for the city in which it resides.

New Chain

eating marshmallows and playing chubby bunny with your mom and teacher. Your teacher grades you a C- on your face.

New Chain

purple shoelaces dancing in my head.

New Chain

winning lottery ticket in the garbage

pac man eating a horse

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