I think you meant "your"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DRIVE

Ninja turtle with a dildo in his hand

A fat dinosaur.

A jerk duck is chasing a red balloon.

An old man with a long beard id threatening a kid with a knife. The kid is orange and is crying.

Homesci(u)ks?

A man shrugging.

A woman with big boobs up to her chin and a high ponytail.

This sea is property of HRH queen.

A man with acne all over his face is crying, looking at a picture of himself with a clean face.

Superman is flying up in the sky. He is happy.