Marvel fucked up again,

Hoisted by his own pietarts.

Snorting coke off of a clown's boner.

A flying atrocity.

He was lost, in his mind.

This was the day I learned that rebound relationships aren't always a wise decision.

A guy keeps losing the game, so he throws his friend into the tv.

The man's "Teenage Mutant Raping Turtles" fetish would be sated this night.

She tried to force the issue, again and again. The resulting mess of meat would take days to clean.

Jeffrey would continue to be lonely, if he kept up his shota antics.

A vile man plagiarises the newest release of Amputee Escape Monthly.

A man sees the light, and reaches out.